overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day

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thedaintysquid:

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

I. AM. CRYING.

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"Thick thighs
Skinny calves
Narrow hips
Lopsided boobs
I’m imperfectly a woman
Your eyes see me
Your hands touch me
You don’t want me any other way
You’re perfectly a man
And I’ve never been more happy to be imperfectly a woman"

— T (via tiffanythill)

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madselfiegame:

this seems like fun

madselfiegame:

this seems like fun

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This film is the sadest. Every time I watch it I burst into tears.

This film is the sadest. Every time I watch it I burst into tears.

jeankd:

beautifullyburnedxo:

sailordirtbag:

before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain.

and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,” if you don’t mean it.

don’t think you’re fixing her by saying, “i love you.” because you’re not

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All of it, but mostly the bolded

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okayaugustuswatersokay:

tfios-changed-my-life:

I’m not even sorry I made my own gif of this. 

If there is ever a day that I do not find this John Green gif to be highly arousing then assume I have been taken over by aliens. 

okayaugustuswatersokay:

tfios-changed-my-life:

I’m not even sorry I made my own gif of this. 

If there is ever a day that I do not find this John Green gif to be highly arousing then assume I have been taken over by aliens. 

This could be fun or extremely sad

  • Name Kci-lea Letts
  • Age 16
  • 3 Fears dying alone, not having a family and not being able to make my mum proud.
  • 3 things I love boyfriend, cats and dr pepper
  • 4 turns on love bites, groping, skin tracing and neck kissing
  • 4 turns off Feet, feet, feet and FEET
  • My best friend Kezia and Atlanta
  • Sexual orientation bisexual
  • My best first date Tenchinally havent been on one
  • How tall am I er 5'7 or 5'8
  • What do I miss my uncle. RIP
  • What time were I born fuck knows i was too busy being born to check the time
  • Favorite color GREEN
  • Do I have a crush Yeah my boyfriend
  • Favorite quote if you don't support gay marriage you're a faggot.
  • Favorite place the beach
  • Favorite food chips
  • Do I use sarcasm its all I speak
  • What am I listening to right now PTV Hell above
  • First thing I notice in new person Er without sounding gay eyes.
  • Shoe size like a 6 or 7
  • Eye color depends on the weather, mine change all the time
  • Hair color currently Orange
  • Favorite style of clothing whatever makea me look skinny
  • Ever done a prank call? No
  • Meaning behind my URL my auntie used to call me Cakey and I like to swear.
  • Favorite movie anything done by Tim Burton
  • Favorite song All star
  • Favorite band ASKIG ALEXANDRIA
  • How I feel right now happy : D
  • Someone I love Jaimie Elliot Hayes
  • My current relationship status Taken
  • My relationship with my parents shit
  • Favorite holiday I don't have one.
  • Tattoos and piercing i have Fuck all
  • Tattoos and piercing i want none I'm scared of needles
  • The reason I joined Tumblr my friend and I made a bet about me becomig addicted
  • Do I and my last ex hate each other? I don't, he does
  • Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? Hehe yes : ')
  • Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? YES
  • When did I last hold hands? Thursday
  • How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?Anything from 5 minutes to 2 hours
  • Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? No don't judge me.
  • Where am I right now? Living room
  • If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? Er dunno howevee was with me at the time...I'd hope
  • Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?LOUD
  • Do I live with my Mom and Dad? Mum
  • Am I excited for anything? Christmas
  • Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? Yeah Ollie
  • How often do I wear a fake smile? Not that often anymore.
  • When was the last time I hugged someone?Thursday
  • What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? I would cry my eyes out.
  • Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? Probably
  • What is something I disliked about today? My fucking hicups
  • If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? Ahhhh Danny Worsnop
  • What do I think about most?Jaimie
  • What’s my strangest talent? Burping
  • Do I have any strange phobias? I don't think so
  • Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind it
  • What was the last lie I told? I havent seen him
  • Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? Online
  • Do I believe in ghosts? Yes
  • How about aliens? No
  • Do I believe in magic?er I don't really know
  • Do I believe in luck? Yes
  • What's the weather like right now?muggy as fuck
  • 2hat was the last book I've read? FAULT IN OUR STARS Do I like the smell of gasoline? Yeah
  • Do I have any nicknames? No jot really
  • What was the worst injury I've ever had? My injuries havent been that bad tbh
  • do I spend money or save it? Spend
  • Can I touch my nose with a tongue? No
  • Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? Ew no
  • Favorite animal? Cat or elephant
  • What was I doing last night at 12 AM? Talkig to Jaimie What do I think is Satan’s last name is? Cunt?
  • What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? Someone somewhere
  • How can you win my heart? Food and concert tickets
  • What would I want to be written on my tombstone? Don't blink
  • What is my favorite word?whore My top 5 blogs on tumblr none are my fave
  • If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? I am your quwwn bow down to me
  • Do I have any relatives in jail? Yes
  • I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? To teleport
  • What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? How do you feel about yourself.
  • What is my current desktop picture? Me and siblings
  • Had sex? Yes
  • Bought condoms? Na
  • Gotten pregnant? Yes
  • Failed a class? Not that I am aware of
  • Kissed a boy?yes
  • Kissed a girl? Sure thog
  • Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? Hehe yep
  • Had job? I have yes
  • Left the house without my wallet? No actually
  • Bullied someone on the internet? No never
  • Had sex in public? Yes
  • Played on a sports team? Ewww no
  • Smoked weed? Once or twice or more
  • Did drugs? Yeah...
  • Smoked cigarettes? Yeep smoker
  • Drank alcohol?
  • Am I a vegetarian/vegan? Fuck off no I like meat too much
  • Been overweight? Thankful not
  • Been underweight? Yeah
  • Been to a wedding? No
  • Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? Hell fucking yeah
  • Watched TV for 5 hours straight? I don't think so
  • Been outside my home country? Nope because my gamily is cheap
  • Gotten my heart broken? Yeah
  • Been to a professional sports game? Hell yeah
  • Broken a bone? Nopes
  • Cut myself? Sadly yes
  • Been to prom? Sigh no I wasn't allowed to go
  • Been in airplane?
  • Fly by helicopter?
  • What concerts have I been to?
  • Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
  • Learned another language?
  • Wore make up? Duh yes, I'm an ugly fucker
  • Lost my virginity before I was 18? Yerp 15
  • Had oral sex? Why yes I have
  • Dyed my hair? Yep purple, red and orange.
  • Voted in a presidential election? Nope too young.
  • Rode in an ambulance? Yes I have
  • Had a surgery? No. Well not yet anyway.
  • Met someone famous? Well I've walked into one does that count...
  • Stalked someone on a social network?
  • Peed outside?
  • Been fishing?
  • Helped with charity?
  • Been rejected by a crush? Several times
  • Broken a mirror? Yes two
  • What do I want for birthday? To spend all xday in bed wih my boyfriend
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urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside